particle acceleration is pretty cool

heysammy:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

#quarantine that fucker jesus christ

i-like-pigeons:

if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you 

under the antonyms　

(Source: ricksanscrotum)

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

(Source: nuggits2)

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed